John

John is a a local Eridanian, and Minister of War of the New Apothian Party.

Backstory
Little is known about John's life before, and in Eridanus, except he is a man who sticks to his values, and takes life seriously.

Description/Appearance
John is 1.87m, with black hair, and brown eyes.

John was first seen in a black suit, covered in ice-cream, and later in similar suits with red lapels.

Traits/Behaviour
He is normally a calm, collected person, except when drunk, at which point he is very boisterous, unsteady, and enjoys singing Sea Shanties.

Random Facts

 * Found a gun under Pothy's desk, after he woke up on it, in The Inception Dream.
 * Has no alcohol tolerance.
 * Came back from the New Pork City vacation week because of involvement in a fight with an ice-cream man, and a deranged cat.
 * First appeared in Towermein drunk, and covered in icecream, and was mistaken for a zombie by Tori.
 * Was planning a Birthday Dinner Party for Chera, before she left.

Quotes
(After being accused of stealing Tori's ice-cream, and being asked why he was covered in it) "Well, I was involved in a *hic* Incident with an ice-cream ma'n, and a deranged cat."'

(Fighting Deathbots so Tmein could escape in the Inception Dream)"Just go Tmein, I'll hold them off. EAT LEAD."

(When told the toilet exploded with acid Shat) "What the hell is in your diet."